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After living for hundreds of years, you gain some wisdom. (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But you must feed!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You've clearly never heard of vegan vampires.

They only eat vegetables

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Bunnicula, the scourge of vegetables everywhere

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

And have 3 wifes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

And when a young guy comes to your castle, terrorize him until he leaves. Then follow him home and hook up with his gal.