Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking Trellium-D.
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
You P’takh! The red zone is for transporting and untransporting of life forms! There shall be NO stopping in the white zone!
That’s when my drinking problem started.
What episode was this?
s4e24 "The Mind's Eye"
Thanks! I'll have to give it a watch for some context.
Oh, stewardess! I speak Klingon.
What makes that scene particularly great is that it was the same actress who played June Cleaver.
there it is that's the one I was looking for
This combines two things that I really like, beautiful women and synchronized talking
No judgment.
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
cursed
"It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."
Someone took the bait. Thanks.
Time to Taxi, Daxy. I see Geese, Nerys! BASEBALL, JAKE-O!
I think we can agree that this is my masterpiece, and so with that, I go to bed.
Bravo. You're tough to keep up with. Til next time.
Route him into Lake Michigan. At least he'll avoid killing innocent people!
"It's an entirely different kind of flying."