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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Ugh, why did I even sign on for this evil postdoc position? I could be doing evil research in the private sector right now."

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

In the evil private sector.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

That's redundant.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Good point, I can't believe I messed that up!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Also called the private sector

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If you're a medical doctor, then it would be the Medieval private sector

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

And if you like to jump over things on motorcycles, it's the Evel private sector.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

Evil grants don't apply for themselves. YET.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

The IRB rejects your experiment for not being unethical enough.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The peer reviews are downright diabolical

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"We enjoyed the discussion in which the author disseminated the fallout from vanquishing their foes, but we found their choice of method ('Block out the Sun') derivative of prior work ('Burns et al, 2005’) without citation."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Burns et al 😂

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Holy shit, Janet, the fuck you think minions, underlings, and henchmen are for? What, did you just wake up this morning and decided on a fucking whim that “like, idunno, I’m thinking my mood’s giving… like… (toe twirl) idunno… evilly scientisty! Yeah! Let’s give that shot!”

Fucking get your shit together, Janet. FFS

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

You know how expensive minions, underlings, and henchmen are?! Why do you think their performance is scrutinized so heavily? MUH is the largest share of the evil budget! You need at least 3 evil breakthroughs before you can expand your MUH budget!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not everyone starts their evil business with a sizabke evil donation from their evil grandma.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know why Janet thought that the working conditions would be nice at the evil laboratory. It's not exactly evil to take good care of your employees now, is it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

He's left-handed like me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

being evil doesnt mean being luddite. get a computer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Legend has it that Janet activated her Super Saiyan that moment

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Funny meme, but I don't like how much popular media popularizes the archetype of the evil scientists so much. Scientists are like the least evil people

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So, I think the whole "well intentioned but hubristic scientist goes too far, tramples on the feet of god!" trope is pretty stupid in a lot of stories (although I still love a story about a character playing with forces they don't understand if it's executed well). But I also think you really have to consider where the "mad scientist" archetype comes from before you write it off as purely anti-intellectual:

  1. To a large degree the mad scientist is an updated version of the evil wizard. Victor Frankenstein, the prototypical mad scientist, was trained in alchemy as well as chemistry and biology. Very often (such as in this very post) their laboratories are depicted as being in castles or even wizard towers.

  2. Frankenstein was partly based on the sort of people who robbed graveyards. The more modern 'howie lab coat, rubber gloves, and goggles' mad scientist exploded in popularity after WWII, probably because of people like mengele and the invention of the atomic bomb.

There's other themes present in the archetype of course (I already mentioned hubris and man's vs god"s domain above, but there's all the other stuff going on in Frankenstein too), but yeah. The 'mad scientist' archetype is a little bit like taking a normal scientist and removing their humanity and morals, leaving only their intellect and ambition/ego behind. A little bit like how a warewolf is a man stripped of all morals and self control, leaving only bestial impulses behind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's why they're evil/mad scientists, and not regular scientists.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, they get confused with us evil engineers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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