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Saw a pixelated naked Mario with his dick hanging out or his balls. Some guy commented "it happens with age". Had me thinking if someone posted someone's balls online you could probably guess his age how saggy it is.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay to measure someone's age how hanging his balls is?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

nope, but it is weird!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No. I use changing rooms regularly and see the balls of various men. Some younger than me have saggy balls and some older have tight balls. I don't think ball sagging can be linked to age so rigidly sufficient that you could guess the age with any accuracy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

But are you taking the temperature into account?

I'm ten years younger in the dead of winter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why are you seeing men's balls while using the changing room? Is it a communal changing room? Do you buy new clothes frequently?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  1. the balls are attached to the people, so you can't really miss them if they're naked whilst changing or in a shower. 2) I don't have my own personal changing room, so other men will be there. 3) what?
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I don't know if it's regional, but some people might think you were talking about a fitting room, like in a clothing store.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Nintendo would like to have a word with you...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Nah, it's not universal, some of it is genetic. The other thing is, how often you wear ball-supporting underwear affects your rate of change of how much your balls sag.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I don't know. Like I get where you're going but it would have to be something that is consistent across all members of that sex.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I don't know about you but I prefer to guess age by the face.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I happens with age and insufficient collagen intake. I’m old, but since I’ve been taking collagen my balls have felt much younger and hung tight the way they did when I was a young man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Collagen, huh? Frankly I'm tired of knowing how cold the water in the toilet bowl is.