if you replaced the alcohol with cannabis you could realistically expect this as a ubiquitous, daily conversation.
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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Going to Walmart while high? That's a waste of weed, my guy.
You have no idea how much weed I possess. If it gets a human medicated or intoxicated, it's not a waste to me. I keep spare mediocre weed on hand to give away for free sometimes I don't like daytime THC, and I don't smoke and drive, but my wife often wants or needs THC to be in crowded or busy public locations or events.
Yeah legalization has been a total game changer in the weed on hand department for me. It’s actually pretty amazing and something I thought I’d never have in my lifetime.
Tell me about it. And I work at a dispensary. Between rewards for brand training, samples, and points, I came home with 300mg in edibles, an infused preroll, a half gram cart, a gram of diamonds, and a hand made dual bowl pipe for my wife for Christmas and payed ~$12. I am weed rich and like to share my good fortune.
Pretty sure everyone at the Wal-Mart I went to last week had the same idea.. that entire place and the parking lot reeked of weed.
Me: exactly!
Oh. Do people go to Wally world sober?
All evidence to the contrary
Also they're driving...
Wife: "We're picking up our son from kindergarten."
Hard liquor it is, then.
I actually do that… including walking around Walmart with a mixed drink in a soda can.