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German police say pizza order No. 40 came with a side of cocaine (apnews.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A number 39: 16.99

A number 40:: 80.00

Nothing to see here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I don't have to eat in a couple of days aftering getting the #40 so it's actually pretty good value.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

Police said the restaurant manager, who was released from detention after a few days, soon reopened his business and started selling pizza number 40 with the the cocaine side order again.

I would say the dude is not the brightest bulb in the box but he barely qualifies for a night light.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where did you order that pizza??

I'd like to avoid ordering from it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Stipes Frittierte Pizza (Napolitan-style fried pizza)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks! I won't be ordering from them! If somebody did, that's not me!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Ask for the Bob Marley extra crispy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just hope those spoilsport cops don't examine the "oregano" too closely..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

They did, they got 400 grams of oregano

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Phew, lucky they didn't order extra anchovies!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Thats just good customer service. No notes.

Bet the reviews are glowing and the pizza is fire.