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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I thought that was what Sir Thomas Crapper said when he invented the flush toilet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Just to be pedantic Thomas Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. Water toilets existed before written history.

What we think of today as the flush toilet is credited to Alexander Cummings.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Good thing he did though or else it wouldn't

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

He got an apple on his head and thought "kinda strange, I'm under a pear tree..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Gravity? Don't you mean Mavity?