How does Santa deliver presents to the entire world in one night?
Adderall.
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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Is also explains the great speed…scientifically.
"SiiiIIiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIII...WHOOOOOOOOHHH WHO WANTS TO DELIVER THESE F#*%ING PRESENTS????"
Lol reminds me of the Cheech and Chong bit "Santa Claus and his old lady".
Why is it so hard to get into the Christmas spirit once you hit adulthood?
The secret is magical Christmass Dust :D
We are distracted by the bills, time, and effort that goes into everything.
No wonder Christmas decorations are coming out earlier and earlier, it makes it easier to put them up a little at a time
It's happens differently for people. I sometimes notice it when packing presents or riding home in a public transport when the streets are covered in snow. Maybe it needs some special moment.
My spirit picked back up when I had kids. Seeing their Christmas spirit turned to 11, I get the contact high from them.
My family decided many years ago to give up presents to everyone but the kids. It really helps with getting a nicer christmas feeling, both due to lowered stress and financially. Right now, the only kids are my half-brother and my sisters daughter, so it's just two presents for each adult to think about. We spend money on better and more food on both Christmas and New Years Eve.
This is legit a movie starring Dudley Moore.
Which I'm going to watch again in a very different light this year.
You take Christmas, grind it down, and there you have it. Drugs and also you win the war.
What a terrible comic, it doesn't even show him flying
It would be bad if it didn't end with the punchline