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[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That plumbing should not have passed inspection.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As made famous by that Windows screensaver

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Just reading your sentence made the screensaver crawl it's way through my brain, in those beloved colors, fast mode.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Forever alone 😔 I have a septic tank.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Would you be more comforted to know you weren't alone?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Y'know, im not sure to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

If your tank became septic, take it to a mechanic, probably just needs an oil change. Then you can shit in it and fire said shit to whoever it concerns, sincerely, and with love.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

TFW your neighbor shits up your butt...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Back and forth, forever.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

Reminiscent of the old saying

when you sit down on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole up to a city-wide network of connected buttholes.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Thats a pretty shitty plumbing job.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yes, this is how the internet works.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It always was a series of tubes...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I mean it's not like it's a big truck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Before that (the sewer system) it was a series of pigeons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Please do not shit on your laptop or mobile devices.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You are not my shit admin!

I'll sudo shit my laptop, close it, and hope the package finds its recipient. (If its dropped, I'll try again, but with half less shit etc.)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Back and forth, forever.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Sewage pipes with right angles? I hope not!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who is pooping with me right now?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

To be more precise, who is pooping into you right now?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Modern Plumbing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I need to know what happens when one of them flush

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Scrolled to it while on the can. Looks like my timing will be perfect this weekend.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Neither seem to be wearing any underwear

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

wearing underwear complicates defecation

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Okay well not the act itself, but...the consequences of doing it in pants should be inconvenient or uncomfortable to say the least.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Wearing underwear complicates cartoon drawing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is nearly as odd as the fact that they aren't playing Shattered Pixel Dungeon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I call em how I sees em

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I remember this mission from High on Life!