Captain, I just finished upgrading your chair again, it now has subwoofers, 6 built in comm displays to watch movies on, and hydraulics tied into our EPS relays. I don't have time to teach you how to use it, so don't touch that button
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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That's great, Trip. Could you just move it back about a foot, though? It just feels too close to the viewscreen.
If you want this thing to move it’s gonna need a power source. I think I can fit a miniature reactor in there, I can strip one from the shuttle pod, but if the grav plating ever fails we’re gonna have a bad time.
Or better yet:
Shame we never got to see the NX-01 with a star drive section
If the actual show is any indication, I give them 1 episode in total.
Picture this, pimped out Enterprise, spinners on the nacelles, LED running lights, subwoofer taking up the docking bay.
They release the docking clamps... and the whole ship just falls apart... bodies floating in space.
"Yo dawg, I heard you like trekking..."