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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

That tracks, coming from a priest.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

It makes a difference?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

He's a priest, but not practicing. He's great, you should check him out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I’m a non practicing atheist, I think I’ll pass.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (4 children)

What's green and smells of pork?

! Kermit's cock

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

I do not like them Sam I Am

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Grinches Christmas ham?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

username checks out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Let's not be silly, that's where Ms. Piggy came from, obviously..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

..... Angel puppet plz

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Hopefully not. I can't imagine a Muppet is very good at insulating your hand from the heat of an oven.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, I think he did. For both.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes, I think he did. For both.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Do he did but broth?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Weren't the original Muppets like, Uber sexed and horny before it became a kids show?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

You're thinking "Meet The Feebles" (y'all get that in your search history for free), by the same Peter Jackson of LotR, but it's my head canon, too. 🤘🏽

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

From the director of Bad Taste comes a movie with no taste at all.

I love it. You know how Team America has the record for the longest vomiting scene in a puppet movie? It had to be this long to just barely beat Meet the Feebles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll trade you the feebles for a Matt Baume video on the original hella gay Muppets

I haven't watched the video in a while, but I'm pretty sure they're overly sexed little hellions lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Ohhhh, that's where the Sodomy song went?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Well, miss Piggy is.