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Anon admires some custom woodwork (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 11 months ago

Anon doesn't know how to pronounce saxophone.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'd say clever if this guy knew how to say saxophone

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Wait, you mean it's not pronounced "sex-oh-fen"??? 😰

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's clearly pronounced "Sax-o-fender", idk what the issue is

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Isn't it Saxomophone?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This joke requires us to all just agree that “registering a door” is a thing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

All fire rated doors have to be certified, which means they are in a registry…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Literally 1984

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

All expensive and wildly impractically-shaped doors crafted by famous craftspeople are registered in the Registry of All Expensive and Wildly Impractically-shaped Doors Crafted by Famous Craftspeople (the RAEWIDCFC).

Who the metaphorical fuck doesn’t know this?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ohhh sex ofender

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Ohhh. So anon doesn't know how to spell, I see.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

The saxophone comments made me realise the joke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Crossing a staid lion for immortal porpoises