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    [–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago (2 children)
    [–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

    Bdsm, but real careful about the safe word.

    Gentoo: no limits.

    [–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Anal (Ubuntu)

    Because at this point, if you're still on it you're taking it up the ass from Canonical

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    [–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    Debian is a full day of romantic walks on the beach, fine dining, dancing, and taking in a romantic comedy, followed by easy quick familiar sex and then falling asleep in front of an episode of cozy reality television.

    (It can become anything I imagine, but the defaults are just so comfortable...)

    [–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Man I've gotten old, gotten stuck in debian with lxc containers (Ubuntu for work, arch for fun) underneath.

    Warm and loving on the outside, kinky as fuck behind closed doors.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
    [–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    What would Linux from Scratch be then?

    [–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

    BDSM with a lot of pegging.

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    [–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Gentoo is busting instantly and waiting 6 months for the Baby to compile

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

    You buy the partner flatpack from ikea and compile the nervous system. Because you added all modules for the complete experience, they open their eyes and flee from your house.

    [–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

    Cowgirl.

    She came prepared, she took control and told me this was a hands off experience. I didn’t need to do anything myself. I just had sex and it was cool.

    Bazzite (or any other immutable distro)

    [–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Fedora, so missionary position, but the lights are on and we're on top of the covers.

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    That's perfect. And I heard it's not a sin outside of marriage as long as SELinux is enabled...

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    [–] [email protected] 32 points 4 weeks ago

    i'm a linux user do i look like i have sex

    [–] [email protected] 26 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

    Debian, no-sex is safe sex

    [–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

    NixOS just sits on your face. All the stuff in front of you is awesome. Though you might suffocate at any moment given the options. Oh and sticking your nose too deep into things might get you a broken nose.

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

    Kubuntu is like wearing a condom because you have to

    (it's the only thing that consistently boots on my weird Samsung laptop. everything else intermittently boot loops...)

    [–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago

    Abstinence, most likely

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Wrong group of people to try to get a Cosmo article out of.

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

    Cosmo? Isn't that Pop_OS's new DE coming out? :D

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    [–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

    Cowgirl (because hat because Fedora)

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

    This comment might actually make me try Fedora 🤔.

    Proof that the distro of choice has nothing to do with actually being as close as possible to your wants and needs, but rather of how cool it sounds... in your mind at least.

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    NixOS, probably some extreme bondage

    Arch, masturbation

    [–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

    Nix is a brothel.

    Just order off the menu.

    [–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

    Raspberry pi os, its like sex but with more lego

    [–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

    Puppy Linux

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Missionary but with a bunch of kinky German bondage equipment.

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

    Slackware is a bearded old man trying to get it up, holding a picture of Lilo.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

    Glory Hole

    Raspberry Pi OS is sticking your hardware through a small hole into what a full Linux distribution would feel like, given sufficient imagination

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    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Me-Butt-U (Ubuntu) … ok , I’ll show myself out

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

    ….. the BACK DOOR haaaa 🤪

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    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    You’re Hugo Rune, and I claim my five pounds!

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

    I use mint and I was thinking a dry handjob

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

    In any case, it's something boring and familiar.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Deepin Bodhi, Lubuntu Manjaro,

    Arch,

    Arch,

    Arch,

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    Hahahah what the hell

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