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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

All of that seems correct, except WWII was actually before the Hamburg flood of 1962. Also, Germany doesn't have any Bass Pro Shops either, so there are in fact no pyramids.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that what drowned the giants?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Definitely. I was born after 1962 and have never met a giant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My family was around for generations before 1962, and we have stories passed down of the time of the giants, when coke had cocaine and you could buy a hot dog for a nickel get change.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Back when I was a kid there were lots of giants around. Then as time passed they shrank to more manageable sizes. Now there are lots of little people around instead, I suspect they're gnomes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is possibly the least logical thing I have ever read in my life

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stick around this community for a while...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh I’ve been here a while, lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Every breath you take, i'll be watching you

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is it just me who cannot read these things at all? It's just word salad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I get what they're going for sometimes. This time? The image I posted was basically my reaction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

it's all about Da MEAT

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Presumably one of the meat models.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Someone says that every time I post one of these. I don't think there are that many satirists.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Satirists and comedians HATE this one trick!"

Posting your utterly insane and deranged thoughts on the internet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I liked it better when it was chain emails and i could filter grandma's emails.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The messed up part is that Facebook actively pushes this garbage. I use Meta for work/networking, and I have this stuff on my page all the time. You can't block it because there's so much. You can't report it; the Facebook reply is basically, "no, nothing wrong here. It's supposed to be like that."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

@Flying Squid I have no trouble believing that academia scientists are baffled. Everything else is up for grabs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Arby's is ~~sentient~~.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think that's just an 8 year-old