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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Staying dehydrated is a conspiracy started by Big Kidney Stone™ to create more kidney stones. If your urine is any darker than straw color you need to drink water.

This post is proudly sponsored by Big Piss™

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fr tho the hydration obsession is marketing wank you get you to buy Gatorade, fancy water, water bottles, etc. If you're thirsty, drink water. If you are doing exercise, drink extra water. If you're drinking alcohol, too bad, you're getting a hangover even if you drink a shitload of water because you're in your 30s now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

How did it go? If gatorade was salty, you needed it, else you got fooled?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You laugh, but you should see how often I have to go take a leak.
Always with a water by my side. Always tyrannized by my bladder.

Then how about whenever I start washing dishes, soap in my hands, and I suddenly need to urgently go to the bathroom.
The struggle is real WAKE UP SHEEPLE geez...!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then how about whenever I start washing dishes, soap in my hands, and I suddenly need to urgently go to the bathroom.

Everybody's been there and nobody will admit it, but we've all peed in the sink.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Do we have a sinkpissers community yet?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

The rich are using Big Piss to distract us while they take golden showers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is anti-hydration propaganda!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hydration is a lie!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It feels like Dr. Wongburger's latest scheme to get enough piss to make it to piss planet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Alchemists would collect piss to make DMT

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is what Spez is really up to.