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‘Headspin hole’: Man develops scalp tumor after decades of breakdancing (www.cnn.com)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can't wait until Raygun is a conehead t-rex.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Excuse me, did they censor the man's eyes in the MRI? Why???

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...can you be identified with eye x-rays like dental records??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably, but I think you'd need to be a medical professional and have access to his other records. And I'm no expert but I imagine the scalp tumor is a lot more identifiable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Fair lol.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The eyes probably look super weird and people are supposed to focus on the bump on the head

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Holy shit it's Andross.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Mind your cardboard.

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