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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Have they tried their butthole?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Per the article... yes

We’ve put taco meat in places that I can never repeat

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Since that is where it always ends up, almost certainly

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Bring back shredded chicken burritos, cowards.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Quesaritos Are Justice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think it's greed, not cowardice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Fool, how does this solve the beef problem?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For me it’s the ranchero chicken soft tacos

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I miss the fiesta veggie burrito

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Come on, this one isn't even remotely believable. For shame Onion for this. For shame.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

beef stuffed mexican patty.

beef in beef

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every time I go to Taco Bell for Chicken Alfredo they tell me they don't have any :(

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Introducing the new Doritos Locos® chicken Alfredo! Make it a combo and pair it with a MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® FREEZE.

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Freeze?

The hot new thing is the Baja Blast gelato.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

... that'd work, actually.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Baja Blast Colonic

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

They should put it in between two pieces of bread. I can't believe nobody has ever thought of this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nonsense. Such decadence could never be successful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

mom made them. called it sloppy joes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

They already did flatbread melts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

While many of us are asking the age old question. "Where is the beef?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

put it in freezer bags and sell it for use outside store hours

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

sardine tacos js

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My ass is right here 🙄