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Sad and Lonely (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One of the saddest things I ever learned was that Ben Stein is a reactionary zionist piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And a Creationist!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I had to sit through that documentary he made once. It was so freaking disjointed and rambling and never really approached a place of rational thought. It basically just existed to emotionally hype up whomever already agreed with it to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

OK, but why does Dr. Bunsen Honeydew get the blue text?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

For contrast, and it's the color of a science folder.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Science is green, math is blue.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Science is blue. Math is red.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

History is red dude, wtf.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't care about this discourse in the slightest, except history is obviously green and that's the only correct take.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, you certainly seem like you don't care. Bravo!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

EXCEPT history is green!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

English is red. Math is blue.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Science blue, math red, history green, English yellow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll allow it, but yellow is better for Spanish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'll agree with that. I'd concede Yellow is for Language.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Heretic

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Had to downvote, sorry not sorry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

English blue, math red, science green

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you, someone gets it! 😌

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

That is exactly the truth

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know. I didn't notice because I don't see color everywhere. I just see people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That is a Muppet

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wouldn't know I don't see felt

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You see? My problem is not feeling seen

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Who said that

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sad and little but no longer lonely.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Lonely though not alone 😢

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Science is full of sad and lonely men who only get together to be sad and lonely men together while staying apart at antisocial distance.

Which is why they need women et al to bridge the gap.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

al really holding the entire scientific field on his shoulders

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

They're quite dependable when needed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

He won't be winning Ben Stein's money any time soon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

https://youtu.be/DkpQWEP2n88