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[–] [email protected] 80 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I begrudge having Antelope Internet when we could have a more inclusive Antler Internet.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah, you mean the Antlernet, home of the Herdiverse.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Funded by DERPA

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

I wouldn't mess with this particular old god

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Where can I find this mount?

[–] [email protected] 78 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

The last one is a cleverly disguised "Datenelch".

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

You summoned the crypto bros.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

And the few people still into blockchain will be like "what if we combined both blockchains and neural networks?"...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Actually blockchain is going to change the world.

Any minute now…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's similarly hyped but deep learning has real applications wherever huge amounts of data are involved. The only application to blockchain tech is online crime.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (15 children)

Not really. You can use crypto to make non-criminal transactions too. You sound exactly like EU politicians, "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear". Are you saying that you don't need privacy with your transactions? If privacy is outlawed, only outlaws will have privacy. And it's the same with crypto.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

Theoretically yes. But practically, the whole tech hasn't reached any noteworthy application at the same age as the Android OS.

The tech is garbage because of its inefficiency and blockchain's only selling point, trustlessness, is a lie because you have to trust someone eventually to get your tokens - or your notary substitute not to fuck up the code of your smart contract (lol).

This only works for criminals in countries that don't give a shit if you scam foreigners, like Russia, for example. They know full well who those criminals are though. But that's fine. Blockchain tech never was meant for privacy (how could it with the ledger being public?)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sharing this post I made 5 months ago:

I'm an IT consultant and I had a meeting with AWS yesterday. My manager asked me to give the AWS team an overview of our solution so they could see what they could use for a new program they were pitching our clients. That's all the information I had, so I started the meeting by saying "I'm not sure what you all are proposing, so I'm going to give you a high level but please let me know where you need more details."

After I had finished giving my overview, I tried to get more info out of them about what they were proposing to build. I shit you not, their response was that they wanted to "build an app that allowed the business to run with AI and ML (Machine Learning).”

They didn't say, "we want to solve X and Y problems" or "enable Z functionality." Literally their entire goal was to build something with AI. I'm glad I wasn't on camera or in person, because I literally face-palmed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Time to "build" a D&D campaign with an LLM as the DM.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

If someone poured a shitload of money into it, and had actual humans on quality control and some writing... You could generate a setting with a bunch of NPCs who have generated back stories and connections and shit.

And it would still come out as some of the blandest of bland as for as game went. But hey, a bad game is better than no game right?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago

We're already in a cyberpunk dystopia, I want arm improvements dammit!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I really hope some rich people lose a ton of money when the hype settles

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They wont, it's the normal people who'll lose the rich people money.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Regular people will lose a bunch of jobs in the process, as they try to replace workers with AI. Then as the AI inevitably fucks up, the companies that fix this will start to fail, and no longer be in a position to hire new human employees to fix the problem. So unemployment will go up, and only the large monopolies or oligarchies will be able to recover. So overall, this is going to suck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It feels a little dot com boom 2.0

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It feels exactly that. (Even down to the reliance on massive purchasing of new hardware.) but the effects will be much more widespread, as it won’t just be geographically in some tech areas, since this will touch a bunch of non-tech jobs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So, is nvidia the cisco of this cycle?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yup

Edit: or the Sun Microsystems

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Ah. Interesting.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey, I totally back arm improvements.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

You have an arm on your back?

Wild flex butt ok.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Butt-chugging; AKA Anal Imbibement

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

This boy's got the look of a future Supreme Court Justice.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Aristocratic Ineptitude

Antisocial Interlocutor

Amiable Incompetence

Aesthetic Impersonator

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