this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It’s always better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Isn't that the logic that runs most of the world

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

No, you're thinking of "fuck you, you can't prove anything, and I'll just keep it tied up in the courts until you lose everything you have" logic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm actually doing this a lot at work. No negative consequences, so far. Even got good reviews and annual raises.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Forgiveness not permission!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Except for that whole sexual consent thing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If anyone is taking Q-Tips without a grain of salt, I strongly suggest they take a trip to Ten Forward. At least there, Guinan knows how to fend off Q.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You jest, but she gives a wicked purple nurple.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Relax; it's just synthohol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Q has never cared for consent anyways

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Eh, if you have to ask at that point, then you're definitely not invited.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

*until next time, with Cee-Lo tips

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Somehow, that does not sound like confidence...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago
  • Asking someone out for a date, no.
  • Taking action without permission, sort of yes.

Q-Tips aren't exactly rules so much as terrible guidelines.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

DON'T HOLD BACK!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Q-tip in ear feel good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Is this one of them home ear remedies the fringe right keeps yelling about?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Voted. Up. Would subscribe. More Q tips.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Schrödinger's Answer