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[–] [email protected] 197 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

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[–] [email protected] 151 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he is trying to kiss himself somewhere other than the lips every time he sees himself in a mirror and then makes a post about failing.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All of Neil's insecurity and bravado stem from him not being able to kiss himself on the forehead

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (5 children)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Neil deGrasse Tyson. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Neil's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Neil deGrasse Tyson truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Neil's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Neil deGrasse Tyson tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I imagine that he doesn't remember he's already tried it, tries again, then posts it repeatedly using different verbiage each time.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

I prefer to believe that he unremembers, continues attempting, and proceeds to plagiarize himself

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's what happens when you forget but keep trying and then make a new post about it.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I used to think he was an insanely intelligent individual who stood for the best and most accurate scientific research. Then he had to go on TV and Twitter and run his mouth

He's truly insufferable and yeah smart but like an idiot at the same time ya know

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

I have thought upon it and am of the mind that he posts about it, then forgets he ever posted it, and posts it again thinking it’s still the first time.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

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