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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

*something something* BadDragon *something something* last panel

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A Ferangi’s erogenous zone is their ears. Do you think they have ear dildos?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AN erogenous zone, not THE erogenous zone.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's shown that they have multiple techniques they enjoy. Quark once got a feather stuck in his ear from some ear play.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tympanic_tickle

My guess is that they don't like rigid objects inserted. They have extremely sensitive hearing, so I'm guessing vibrating objects are also a no-go.

PROBABLY not, but different people like different things, and Ferengi are well known for selling anything to anyone, so... maybe?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Q tips are like sounding, got it

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a horrible day to have eyes.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yet another reason to HATE EMOJIS

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

☝️🤓 Erm, acktshually, the 👍😃👍 is part of the humour 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😝🏩

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's some very sedate drum and bass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I know nobody asked for it, but I can't help spreading the word about Venjent: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uivp-hvk-nk

He randomly showed up in my recommended videos recently with a D&B track based on the noise a groan tube makes, and I have since bought his entire discography and can't stop listening 😅

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

That's a weird looking Dave and busters

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was trying to figure out which DnB artist they were trying to draw

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Help me out, what kind of DnB are you referring to? Google gives me a lotta different results when I search DnB

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

20,000 tickets gets you a complimentary continental breakfast!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hey, some dragons aren't so bad! Falin from Dungeon Meshi in her revived (dragon) state.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I mean, sure, she'll murder you, but part of her will feel bad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm a Lucoa kind of guy myself, but not for the reasons you think.

Tap for spoilerIt's the shorts. Don't @ me lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Eskimo Brother Database

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bed and dragons, bed and dragons

Go together like a horse and wagons

This I tell ya, brother

Ya can't have one without the other

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You're going to get replaced on the DVD set.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I somewhat wish for d&d and b&d to switch places, so it would read like a Punnett square. There'd be "bed" and "dungeons" on one axis, and "breakfast" and "dragons" on the other axis, and so you see the result you get when they cross.

But I know that would've spoiled the comedic flow.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you say EBDB? Well, how about the EBDBB&B (NSFW)?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The casual delivery of the ending punchline is 😘👌

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The "decanter" bit, or the "I'll probably head down"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Both, but especially the latter 😄

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t get how breakfast represents Drum n Bass.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't have breakfast in a dungeon while jamming out to drum n bass?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That’s Intelligent Drum n Bass.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The person in the last panel is obviously not a bard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This comic gets sexier every panel

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll only stay at any B&B if they serve at least four-penis wine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Medicinal" wine made with several types of animal penis.

The EBDB that OP referenced is one of Taco's business ventures in The League. Another great idea of his was to import and sell penis wine.

https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Drag approves this message

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