"Misuse"
You can take my Q-tips from deep within my cold, dead ear canals.
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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“Was”
Like some far-er distant future where we have cotton swaps the size of our elbows? Be real this is sci fi not fantasy.
It's just a convention look the proper tense is willen haven beenen III esq. but when you got as deep into time travel as star trek did it was easier just to use past tense all the time
Let’s not get lawyers involved
"Colonal Worf, reporting for duty.
I'm just going to say it right now, you should plead guilty and seek a settlement because I don't think you're going to win this."
This is insane one minute we’re talking about typos then some time traveling dingus pops in says he’s the personification of “to be” doesn’t have any future Q-tips to prove their timeline and suddenly I’m on trail for what? It’s a kangaroo court.
Yeah, you have to be wary of using tips from Q, it can feel right but there are reasons for concern, misuse can cause unintended consequences.
Yeah, this seems like bad advice-
Q-tip, you say?
(I need an image editing thing better than Whiteboard...)
I just got paint.net (that's not supposed to be a link how to I make it not a link) and I like it so far.
I should have specified "for my phone." I use Paint.net on the computer already. Really just want a lasso tool and stroke on the text with something on Android for quick shitposts.
Gotcha. I wish I knew something what could help. I'm a novice at all this. I just discovered meme it so like a week ago. Still trying to figure out where all the other resources are.
Dafuq would i use to clean my ears then?
It would still be the standard issue Q-Tip, but by regulation you can not go deeper than the exterior.
Just wash them in the shower.
Not enough pressure to work
Nothing. Your ears are self-cleaning unless you got a medical condition.
bullshit. If i don't clean out the ear canals they get blocked entirely
Talk with your doctor about that, but typically that shouldn't happen under normal conditions, though some people's ear canals are narrower where that can occur more often. There are proper unclogging medications you can use for that.
I mean, a qtip works tho
I have to clean my ears all the time because if I don't hello? Hello is anyone there HELLO?
I got the earwax but good. I usually abuse qtips too.
But.
If you want to really know what a clean ear canal is like, get a squeeze bulb. You fill it with hot water (hot like tap, not like boiled) and then hydroblast your ear holes until all the wax melts and runs out.
When you get rid of a real bad wax ball... Aww man, it's amazing. It's like you just removed earplugs. The world is suddenly so much louder.
Fuckin' amazing.
...scuse me, I think Imma go find my squeeze bulb.