this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 83 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

Alright, that's no more Lemmy for me today.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Why...

Just why...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Why did this make me laugh harder than anything I've seen all week

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I would go for lubed humor

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

That'd be humor that's artificially enhanced to look like wet humor.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Love me some lube jokes

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I'll settle for an improv jam 😔

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

Dank memes, you're looking for dank memes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

That's an actual expression in Norwegian. "Dry" humor means basically the same as in English. A "wet joke" is something you'd probably make this kind of face at.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Collectively know as the four humors.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It's called sanguine because blood is hilarious, right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Or would it be birth post? Just thinking about the hole were talking about.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Presumably loose stool specifically.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

it’s called “erotica”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

There's this one webcomic called Oglaf...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

After engaging with so many tankies, I thought the title said "maoist" and was wondering what it had to do with the tyrannical cult of personality.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Moist humor

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

AKA Gallagher

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Nice watermark.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

This makes me think of cackle laughs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'm so fucked up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago