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[–] [email protected] 94 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pushed with what? A jackhammer?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Power drill

[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know godfather is there for the “my boy” meme, but the port actually looks like him too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s a reference to “last tango in paris”?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've seen the movie. Why do you say that?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Because he uses butter as improvised lube and quite forcefully sodomises her, which is why I thought the cable port that looks like the arsehole on a dockyard cat, with an inset of Brando, was meaning, yep - buggered hard.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

This is the same kid that screams into his headset during a gaming session

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

Kids got some anger issues

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

Hey, at least it wasn't "I didn't do anything, it just broke"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Most busted HDMussy of all time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

What do mean? He just upgraded to Mega USB-C.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gamer put in VGA instead hasn't he

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Nah, he tried to plug in a DisplayPort connector. With a sledgehammer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

As you do of course.

If it doesn't fit, just try harder until it does

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Trying to plug a DP cable in there with a hammer is about the only real explanation I can think of for this kind of damage. I've seen and repaired some gnarly receptacle damage before but never anything that deformed the metal and surrounding plastic like this.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Payback for what you did to his mother.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

yo momma vagigi be like

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

That looks more like someone who tried to plug in in reverse...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

If thats his push, then whats his pull like?