this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
632 points (98.9% liked)

memes

9695 readers
3639 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to [email protected]

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

Hate to break it to ya, but… Pizza but still exists.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 43 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 hours ago

Really around here they have made a come back

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago

Guess they got out-pizza'd after all

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Ours moved in to a strip mall and went pick up or delivery only. The old location is a really over priced shitty coffee house now.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (6 children)

Reading the comments tells me that most people here do not appreciate exactly how far Pizza Hut fell. For many Gen-X's 1980's Pizza Hut was peak dining. The pizza was buttery deliciousness with full table service like a fancy restaurant, complimentary salad bar for my mom, fancy booths or tables, mood lighting for the folks on a date, and a video game arcade. Going to Pizza Hut was an event. I tried Pizza Hut again in the 2010's and vowed to never attempt to soil my memories like that ever again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

pizza hut in the small town i grew up in stayed like that until the 2018 when the sole owner died and his inheritors outsourced its management rather than returning to bfe to run it (i don't blame them) and i feel like that's how most older establishments enshittify.

there was no way he was making money, but he CLEARLY loved pizza & people and was happy doing it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

Pretty much any big name pizza place is the same story. A cycle of "make it smaller", "make it out of cheaper ingredients", "put less on it" and "make it cost more" has left most of them barely recognisable as pizza.

The best pizza near any of us is probably from a local family run pizza place.

The best value pizza is probably Costco.

I don't know why everybody else continues to exist. A mountain of brand recognition heading towards oblivion.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Remember the book-it pizza thing?

Oh man that was the best

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I never tasted a more delicious pizza than the personal pan pepperoni I earned from absolutely crushing the Book-It program. That big holographic button, covered in achievement stars. The pizza. Pure bliss.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

mine only had 4 pepperoni slices and never enough cheese so i had to spread it around more evenly to enjoy it and it was still 99% bread. lol

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

They still do this actually. Not quite as cool as when we were kids, but my son brought home a coupon last year for his pizza!

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Pizza Hut buffet was a good deal for the price and quality, if you wanted to go have a lunch of real pizza.

Our local one is still here but they sold the big red roof building and moved into a strip mall. No inside dining, carry out only. I miss the drive-through though - used to be able to just order online or call and not have to get out of my car to get it. Now I have to park and walk inside and my precious convenience is reduced. But I still refuse to pay for Doordash type bullshit.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Such fond memories. This and Shakey's.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 hours ago

THE DESSERT PIZZAS

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

With that logo and those buildings, they were clearly supposed to be named Pizza Hat until they changed it at the last minute.

More's the pity, since "hut" never made sense for pizza and Pizza Hat sounds like the ultimate slacker Halloween costume 😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Hut always made sense to me. Making pizza in a hut... sort of a quaint name when thought of that way

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

So they didn't end up winning the restaurant wars after all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

They only won that in the non US version. Here in the US it was Taco Bell

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Guys guys relax

Taco Bell and Pizza Hut are both owned by the same corporate conglomerate that owns Pepsi, KFC, and every other fast food chain that only serves Pepsi.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

The reference is to a old action movie called Demolition Man. In the movie there was only one restaurant that survived the franchise wars. In the US it was Taco Bell and in Europe it was Pizza hut.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demolition_Man_(film)#Filming

You can also read up on the Three Seashells.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You don't know how to use the three shells, admit it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm not telling you. You can figure it out yourself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Pepsi sold them off a long time ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

No that was Taco Bell.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This pizza Hut needs to be turned into a pizza HOME

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

really want someone to buy one, remodel it as a home to live in, then install a wood-fired pizza oven

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

My favorite poem

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 hours ago

This belongs in a museum!!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Could someone elaborate which empire this used to be, for the non-US users? 🙂

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I think this was Pizza Hut?

edit: yup

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I assumed this is a Pizza Hut based on the roof but they still exist so I'm not sure it fits?

I like the version of this meme that's a picture of a building with an outline of a former Sears logo on the front

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

They still exist, but the Pizza Hut chain and it's remain restaraunts are shadows of what they used to be. Pizza Hut was awesome in the 80's. Now the old one near my house is a church.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Idk which is more depressing, your church or the other person replying and their liquor store

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

The closest one to my house is a liquor store now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Our Lady of Unlimited Salad Bar

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Now the old one near my house is a church.

This guy is really into pizza.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Same for Olive Garden. Enshittification and placating shareholders came for them both.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

...it's mind-boggling from today's perspective just how good the olive garden was in the eighties: we reserved a table for my graduation and it was a properly respectable dinner...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's hard for me to explain to people the unique tier that Olive Garden (and separately Pizza Hut) existed in.

There were many nicer Italian places than Olive Garden. It wasn't pretentious at all, but it was nice and ubiquitous. Maybe a little better than PF Changs today? (Not that I'm very familiar with PF Changs). No one would laugh at you for taking a date there.

Pizza Hut was more casual by far, largely because you'd have kids playing arcade games and whatnot. Pizza Hut was more family oriented, but still more classy than most things we have today.

Maybe Texas Roadhouse is closer to accurate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

...in its prime, olive garden was very similar to red lobster: upscale suburban is perhaps a good description...

...these days they're both well past their prime and i'm not sure a similar national chain comes to mind; it seems like only regional chains are playing in that space...

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

I can still smell the smoking section

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

The Pizza Hut in my city is still open, but it looks incredibly run-down with weeds all over the almost-always-empty parking lot. Never been there myself, as Pizza Hut had long lost its good reputation before I ever considered going there.

load more comments
view more: next ›