this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

They're called that for a reason, after all

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Is that Reginald?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

It happens ...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is...bring a koala with me the next time I break in somewhere?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Yes, that will confuse the police twice as much!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

As the age-old adage goes, "If there's koala shit, you must acquit."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Your chances of getting killed by a koala are low but never zero.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Homicide at the zoo, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Only the best kind.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

must be a hydroponics gum tree lab

Eucalyse Legalyptus

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just wear nice warm koala gloves when preforming crime?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I always wear my koala finger gloves when doing crime stuff.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Well, everything happened last Monday. It was a slow day, until....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Robbery at the decongestion lab

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The dude seems to be living in blissful innocence not knowing anything about common koala tactic of falling from tree ass first on a victim underneath thus easily breaking neck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Goddamit, I knew that coala framed me. The jury didn't believe me though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago