After all why shouldnt I? Im forklift certified.
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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You clearly haven't watched your forklift safety video. Warning: blood starts a few minutes in.
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I love this
Handschlag mit Gefahr
Klaus?
Klaus.
“God she’s so pretty”
John Deere tractor sputters oil and backfires
“… so fucking hot”
Teehee! Why are you so nervous!? You always know how to push my buttons! I want this!
Im Fine....to forklift....probably
I'd love to wreck some shit with an excavator while slammed
Is that a horse with a degree in dentistry or a person that does dental work on horses?
Pikachu providing cunnilingus to Kirby is a pretty great profile picture
I always assumed Kirby did all the blowing so I'm as shocked as he is.
Yes. A horse with a degree in dentistry, specializing in working work horses.
Ah, just like when Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
If you buckle up and turn the green light on, no one will know that you're drunk!
I'll just drive really slow
And here I am stuck with a tsundere backhoe
I-it’s not like I wanted to hit the fiber line or anything BAKA!
Searching for tractor or other farm equipment lead to interesting results on xvideos.
opens incognito mode
Oh brother there's no hiding from the shame of watching someone's daughter ride a backhoe.
Oh brother there’s no shame of watching someone’s daughter ride a backhoe.
One should only pick up a chainsaw after you're a six-pack into the day.
Horse Dentist