this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She’s sooo cute! I could eat her right up!

Wait!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

THERE IS AN IMMGRANT HERE

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Just a friendly reminder for anybody confused that there has been no pet eating by scary pigmenterad people. It was all make believe pulled from floppy racist arses.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Maisey wasn't on the menu before but now...

Jokes aside that's a very cute dog

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm not in Ohio, but please don't eat Bruno either. He doesn't taste great in Haitian recipes.

(He was referencing a racist Facebook post about Haitians)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Although my pup might be big enough for a few meals, please don't eat him either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's too bad you're not in Ohio. I want Maisey and Bruno to be best friends!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I wish! He gets excited around other terriers.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I once yawned in the face of our family dog and right at that moment, they attempted to lick my face and instead got their tongue inside my mouth. 0/10 Do not want to eat pets.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I'll just take a little nibble, but I'll make loud "OM, NOM, NOM" noises while doing it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to pet and boop Maisey.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She will try to lick you. She licks everybody who gives her attention. Except me. I taught her I don't like being licked. So now I can pet her, and boop her, and (if my sister isn't looking) give her small amounts of food. Znd she just snuggles up in my lap.

But she still tries to lick, and I say "heeey", and she goes "Oh, right. Sorry". And I go "it's ok." And then my sister comes over and is confused why she's so obsessed with me, or my mom, whenever we visit.

But I'm the only one she makes an actual effort not to lick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lick her back!

It won't change anything about her behavior, but it sure is fun

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's the top of the slippery slope that leads to consumption.

If you see a Republican trying to lick your dog, correct the behavior immediately, they've proven themselves not able to exhibit self control in those situations.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I solemnly swear that I won't eat Maisey.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And Maisey solemnly swears that she WILL eat every piece of food you drop on the floor. Then she'll beg for more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

3425 calories 😋

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

She looks yummy. Too bad I'm not an immigrant in Ohio...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I make no promises.