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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 month ago

>Looking for something long term

>Uses the term thots

Sounds like he's accidentally helping a lot of those women to dodge that bullet

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's this thing recently about using 'im too autistic too...' or 'because of my autism '?

It feels like people are using this like we've used 'retarded' in the past.

Kinda sucks.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Recently? You mean always on 4chan?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dontcha member when 4chan was classy?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Internet’s premier finishing school!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My specialty is hand drawn art that is somehow still illegal!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

There's a trend of blaming all mistakes on autism. It's kind of like a nothing is my fault type thing. People I know with autism definitely do it sometimes but I get the feeling many people who don't have it do it as well.

My son went through a similar phase recently where he decided he believed in God but he only used it to blame everything on God.

So he'd trip up and say "Thanks God!".

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

If you're American this is relatively light, if you're a Brit this is somewhere between morbidly obese and car

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm neither but OP uses cm and £ so it's safe to say he's the later.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah, what's up with "stone" as a unit of weight? And people call American units backwards...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Meant to put 450. They're the humvee driver of people only slightly below average height

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Basically, that might be quite a good strategy to meet less superficial partners. And it might be a funny story to break the ice in the beginning.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Good hook to recruit them into your supplement selling MLM scheme

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Actual height is 160cm , still a manlet

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anon is too autistic to ask for a refund. Or do a GDPR request to fix their data.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

It's actually 4'11" btw

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

In NY state and I assume others, there are new laws that protect consumers from dating app bullshit billing. I don't know a ton on it but I did enough research tonknow they must offer you a full refund for requests made in like 48hrs from signing up. Tried it with either e-harmony or plenty of fish and it worked like a champ. Was able to use app for full day trying out all the shit and seeing who was on there. Requested the refund the next day and got it no questions asked.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

As am I.

Unless you didn't actually know the height of a bigmac and just made up a number

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're spot on, but it's not "the people" it's just the incels on 4Chan. Same with "thots". No one says that in real life, it just internet brainrot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idk, my coworker loved to say, "be gone, thot!!" I thought it was hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ah yes the perfect phrase to make all women colleagues feel welcome and professionally appreciated in the workplace

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

To be fair, we had zero women colleagues, and he was saying it referring to other men (basically, I need to get work done). Knowing that individual, he would've stopped if we had a female join our org.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

normalising words is still problematic - you never know who around will take it as “oh it’s okay to say then”