this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Riker: "I've got it how I like it"

O'Brien: "How you like it? Commander, it's infected! If this were a person I'd shoot them in the head"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But we need all these tool bars because they help me find real women.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Gosh, I miss MugatoBuddy. He was so helpful.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sir. The signal seems to be coming from... In your area!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, enterprise software is known to be unusable and full of vulnerabilities...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

FOSS Enterprise uses Debian XFCE, they're usually out of transmitter range for updates.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What do the kids do for fancy mouse cursors and crazy toolbar colors nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pretty sure they just use phones.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I've got some crazy browser extensions going...

Well, more useful than crazy, and honestly most of them are fairly minimalistic in their footprint. 9 tiny buttons next to the url bar, with 9 more hidden extensions.

I do have to uninstall a few of them. I don't go to reddit anymore so can ditch the enhancement suite, and the opera gestures never actually worked...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I remember one time my dad wanted me to look at his pc because the "browser was getting smaller". Opened IE and he somehow installed the same toolbar three times, they were stacked on top of each other.

I didn't know that was even possible until then.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Oh god I knew a guy who's internet explorer was all toolbars like this. Literally 20% of his screen was usable, tops. I offered to help him with it and he said he had it the way he liked it. This wasn't even the early days of technology or anything, it was 2014 lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Fuck the bitches, gimme that free lobster dinner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This, except it's the HoloDeck with pop-up ads.

Didn't seem like they could functionally change the systems OS GUI at will.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But this is not the Enterprise's GUI. It's a clickable alien ship.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your mom's a clickable alien ship!

(Booyah!)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you. I'll be here all week!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, but they're on NixOS 31.02 (weird_cat_I_saw_in_the_woods_one_time), they could just change the overlay.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I have literally seen that computer in real life. Ah memories.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is a job for Lt Jg Moss. He's sorted out this sort of mess before.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to have at least one of those toolbars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

MSN was the best place to meet sexy singles, as long as you didn't care about the "sexy" or "single" part