this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2024
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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 week ago

**APPROVED! **

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That's a Chancey thing to say.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago

She wanted some seamen.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like a fun dad to be around. Lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Fun - ✅ Dad - ❓

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

“She said that if I’m late, she’ll start without me!”

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Division Officer R. Fleeze was responsible for the conception of a baby or babies, they should have named at least one after him. It's only fair.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Mr. Anderson... It appears you have been living something of a double life.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Is your dad David Anderson?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on a navy battleship is where I spent most of my days

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, does the date match your or your siblings birthday? (I guess you're not the creator so we'll never know)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Probably. They had sex and the baby popped out right then and there.