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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Attainment of wisdom is both the cause of and cure for depression.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On the other hand

Ignorance is bliss

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bliss for the ignorant
Absolute hell for everyone else they're connected to

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

not always, i'm currently ignorant of the world news, i made the choice to become ignorant becuase my own head is making me sad enough, and i do not need the aid of 20 daily articles about mass killings of babies, oppressing minorities, or whatever bullshit the US is up to this week

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Siddhartha Gautama would agree.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well, I recently lost, like, 50% of my credibility as an intellectual as I stopped smoking. So I guess I am now somewhere in between both ends.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, I recently lost, like, 50% of my credibility as an intellectual as I stopped smoking.

Hey, congrats!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks, it did trigger a bit of a depressive phase, which I sort of expected, but I managed to get through that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm very proud of you, it is so fuckin' hard, and you did it :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You still drink black coffee though, right?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are more advanced levels where you replace the cigarettes with alcohol, then the alcohol with cigarettes again, then the cigarettes with regret, and finally you quit the regret cold turkey, and all that's left is the bitterness of the coffee to match your soul.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if it's the hierba buena instead?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh, well I gave up cigarettes and still drink coffee black so just wondering

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

True, the cancer opened my inner eye and my throat!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Found the Constantine fan.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Advanced, except I don't smoke tobacco.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

You smoke coffe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I feel like there's a bunch of parallel narratives to be unwoven here, and I'm hearing many of them at the same time.
My compliments to the meme chef.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I like coffee. It makes me feel good:-).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Does the advanced version make you yell at anyone trying to interact with you before 10 am because you've come from a long line of advanced users?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I started at advanced, I was born hating everything and scowling at imbeciles who didn't think about the world. I am trying slowly to get back down to "beginner." It's been difficult.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Sounds to me like you have serious problems with addiction but instead of doing something about it you’re seeking validation via internet points and telling yourself that your addiction somehow makes you better and smarter than other people?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The [hi]story of my life in a single pic. (My tarot deck is even the same as the one in the pic, a Rider-Waite.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Don't need no lung cancer for that tho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm at level where i mix cocktails for IV systems and jack it straight to my system

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ergo Balkan people are spiritual gurus because that's their breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Bro this is a post by The Most Gracious?