this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago

When the pee be "Aaa"

It do be like that

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's where batteries come from

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And buggy, unpolished and overpriced games

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Some of which are ALSO buggy, unpolished and overpriced.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have never seen a tow truck that is actually a buggy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Then you've never lived.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Voltage is stored in the balls.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Ain't that god's honest truth

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Note to self: Put down drink before expanding Lemmy Shitpost thumbnail.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Aaaaaaaaaa indeed

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

If he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aarrggh'. He'd just say it!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think what happened is that's the sound the person made when they saw it coming out with their friend next to them laughing their ass off and calling it like that after

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Reminds me of a joke in Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner's 2000-Year-Old Man. He says most words are onomatopoeic. He gives 'egg' as an example. It's the sound of strain and relief a chicken makes when it lays one... eeeeeeeeeeegg! (It's much funnier if you hear Mel Brooks' delivery obviously.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Hence the title