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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago

Same TayTay, same.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Jesus, that ending was brutal.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Right? The tone really took a turn there. There I was, having a sensible chuckle, and suddenly I was sad

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

So are the injuries

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Football should be like the Olympics. I really don't need to know who is the best Quarter Of The Way Back year-to-year. Every four years is fine.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'll have you know it's only been relatively recent that I learned the Super Bowl was every year. I could have sworn it was every 4 like the Olympics or the World Cup

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I think they should have mini olympics every year. Events that are more local athletes compete with local athletes to see who qualifies for their country at the main olympics in 4 years.

And professional athletes would ABSOLUTELY qualify! The olympics is supposed to be the best of the best. Why WOULDN'T you want the 1992 dream team representing your country in basketball if you have it available??? Suck it other countries! America knows how to play with our balls!!!......wait.......

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Here the euros are the big thing and they happen every 4 years so

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

and it will continue happening until the year 17776 and beyond

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Now imagine dating a baseball player 😩 Or a hockey player whose team consistently makes the playoffs 😭

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Different football, but yes.

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