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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think OOP’s son is a lemmy user

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I didn't know object oriented programmers are capable of having children

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's beans. Must be enterprise java

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I don't think they are that's why my uncle who gave talks at OOPSLA was weird about us trying to follow in his footsteps and use reddit and play AOE II. I did eventually learn a little Java though no thanks to him.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

laughed out loud best post of the week so worth it. I want a follow up now!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How the fuck are you supposed to read this atrocity?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

That's the neat part, you don't.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Most people have such an unexplored, unrealized, uninformed relationship with beans that I cannot really trust the father's judgement in this matter. This could be perfectly wholesome bean appreciation that he's just not equipped to understand and is needlessly pathologising.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

reading allat, wish me luck

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

update: have finished reading allat. stay tuned for further updates!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

update: i have just been informed that there will be no more updates.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

shitty crop my good sir but thank you anyway