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French fries spill across 5 Freeway in Los Angeles after semi crash (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The truck driver French Fry'd when he should have Pizza'd.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't ya know it, he had a bad time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well that just sounds like he was having a bad time.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not the onion, potatoes… lots of them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I want onion rings now, but those aren't allowed in c/nottheonionrings

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Release the national ketchup reserves!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

So it was only half a crash?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

These damn French!