Halt! Citizen.
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024
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That dong looks a lot like a goofy happy skellington
It’s a boner.
I'll take your word for it Mr Bone
tf is your problem, anon, get tf in there and start inspecting
Penises are adjacent to my line of work, but are still outside my area of expertise
ObGyn eh?
Butt doctor
I had not seen the username. Shame on me, haha! My wife did ObGyn because she didn't want to have to deal with dudes at all, hence my first thought.
Ironic, now all she deals with is cunts...
ObGym
So now you have to inspect penises. And?
Uh, the doctor is telling me he's a wizard. Should I be worried?
Nah, but he might blast your ass off, and wear it as a hat.
Finally, My Time to shine.
No shine, only inspect.