this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That dong looks a lot like a goofy happy skellington

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take your word for it Mr Bone

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago

tf is your problem, anon, get tf in there and start inspecting

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Penises are adjacent to my line of work, but are still outside my area of expertise

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I had not seen the username. Shame on me, haha! My wife did ObGyn because she didn't want to have to deal with dudes at all, hence my first thought.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ironic, now all she deals with is cunts...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

So now you have to inspect penises. And?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Uh, the doctor is telling me he's a wizard. Should I be worried?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, but he might blast your ass off, and wear it as a hat.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Finally, My Time to shine.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

No shine, only inspect.