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[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not as annoying as all these people being sent over from number 302.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I heard most of them end up going to unit 200 - rumor has it that Lil Jon lives there.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Occasionally somebody bars the front door of 500 Oceanview lane and nobody can get in

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Shit gets weird when the guy in 418 opens and claims to be a tea pot...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I swear the people in unit 402 are illegally subletting their place on AirBnB.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You know where I struggle? For some reason the door to 413 is only like two feet high - I always struggle to get through that fucker.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

And 451 is always covered with police tape and it’s smells something awful in there

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Shit gets busy when the owner of 403 is home.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

YEAH! ALRIGHT!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Room 418 seems like a nice place to sit for a quick soothing break

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

As long as you don't ask for coffee.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That's my room.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You should see the sign they put up in front of your lower numbered neighbor... oh wait you can't because you're not allowed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If this were Skyrim, I would have murdered you by now without setting a save first

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I read that in sheogorath's voice and it was a treat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

At least they are not a tee pot

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

At least it's not number 500

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

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