Rule of Acquisition #63: The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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I like profit ..... I just don't like profit THAT much
Sell that virus for a hundred gross of self-sealing stem bolts, and you're already on the road to profit.
But why would I need self-sealing stem bolts?
You could triple your production of reverse-ratcheting routing planers!
I can see it for SSSBs because nobody even knows what they are actually for, but nog should have loved the idea of getting a piece of land. Buying up property and renting it out without actually providing any value yourself is one of the hallmarks of any successful ~~capitalist~~ ferengi. It’s just latinum in a different shape
I can't wait for crusader Kings ferenginar to release
Man, I tried to click on this picture a dozen times before I read the title.
Sorry for the fake out
I would be very tempted… but then I’d also wonder if the ad was the best part. You know, like a great trailer for a crappy movie.
Rule of acquisition number 239: Never be afraid to mislabel a product!
This is the most cursed thing I've seen all day holy shit
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