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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Merriam-Webster lists 7 adjective forms, 2 adverb forms, 3 noun forms, and 3 verb forms. That's definitely a lot of definitions for a word.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

English is a fine language

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You say that, but I think it's rather thick

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Thick like sexual?

"Damn English you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal" thick?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm trying to be a comprehensible language but my definitions are dummy thicc and keep making things convoluted

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Try get, put, run, or go. Those in my second language I'm constantly translating wrong because of how many different definition for those words there are. 'Put' has to be over 100 different definitions.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

According to QI, "set" has the most definitions

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Once you set up this set of objects on the set, we'll be all set for the Set festival and the band can play its set.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

You were really set on correcting him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's been a pet peeve of mine that autocorrect defaults "its" to "it's." Someone should change its programming.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Or at least something you could set.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"But your honor, I parked my car there because the sign said 'fine for parking.' "

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

That's why the police complimented you with "parking fine"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

English isn't a language, it's a mistake

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And you ask your girlfriend how she's feeling and she says "fine", buckle up.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

James D. Nicoll

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Counterpoint: fine dining is labeled as such, because you pay a fine (needlessly higher prices) for average food.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

English is fucking weird. Take for example: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

This is a perfectly fine sentence,. I am not sure I am fine with it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A much quoted comment and yet I don't get it the only meaning for the word Buffalo that I know is of an animal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Buffalo = The city

buffalo = the animal, or the verb meaning "to bully"

The sentence is therefore roughly equivalent to "Buffalo animals that Buffalo animals bully, bully Buffalo animals."

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is absolutely from a stand-up comedian. I've heard this before. Anyone remember who it was?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It reminds me a lot of this Finnish comedian talking about learning the different uses of the word "ass" in English.

Ass Is the Most Complicated Word in the English Language

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Dang. Beat me to the link.

I'm glad others know about Ismo though. =)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I instantly thought of this bit!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't claim it was him, but I read it in Carlin's voice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Either him or Seinfeld? Feels like the stand-up bit at the beginning of one of the early episodes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can also describe how a woman looks without even changing the words.

How does she look?

"She's fine"

SHE'S FINE!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Let's eat grandpa

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

"Fine, I will pay that fine fine."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

This is fine 🔥

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

What a fine comment this is

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I used this for years without telling my wife it was from a movie. She was not happy with me when she eventually saw it for the first time

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Look at that fine woman with her fine hair. I wonder if she's feeling fine today. Maybe I should take her out for fine dining.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The food aspect is mainly a problem of the US "awesomeness" bullshit. Nothing can ever simply be fine, it has to be awesome.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is by no means unique to the US. It's also a cliche of Bavaria in Germany but seriously, it's a common force in language change. I blanc the term but it's a cycle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's also a cliche of Bavaria in Germany

Sorry, what? Since when? That'd be news to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

While other regions are known for being modest, rude or reserved, Bavarians are known for being outgoing and very proud of themselves.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Well in Frankonian which is in Bavaria we have a running joke about the highest possible praise you can get for anything. "Bassd scho!" (in German passt schon) which is literally translated to alright.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are you trying to say that only American culture has fine dining?

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