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[–] [email protected] 251 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This story became much less interesting after I realized they were worried about tweets about Taylor Swift, not tweets made by Taylor Swift.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 3 months ago (2 children)

As upset as some people get when posters read a headline then go straight to the comments... this shit is why that happens. Headline caught my interest, but now I gotta hit the comments to assess whether the headline has some degree of journalistic integrity, or if it's just clickbait bullshit... and by the time that assessment is done, it can be hard not to be already invested in and engaging with the comments xD

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

I just go right to the comments. Often they point out the flaws much quicker than me reading bot generated articles. It's not flawless but works 99% of the time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Preach, brosisperson. That's where many of us were at least once.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

brosisperson

I like that. I'm fond of sib(-ling) personally, but that one is funny too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

a third player has connected

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Really do we not expect governments to be reading publicly available information that's put out on social media? They would have to be inept to pass that up.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The report found that there was “considerable anxiety among social media users” after the cancellation of several Swift concerts earlier this month. Those concerts were scheduled to be held in Vienna but were canceled after threats from alleged would-be terrorists. A number of young men were arrested in connection to an apparent plot to kill people en masse. The suspects had allegedly planned to detonate explosive devices at the concerts.

Fair

[–] [email protected] 98 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Imagine just being a super megastar musician, and people want to use your popularity to kill your fans. You're not even the target per se. You just gather a large crowd, and the crowd is the target. Still though, your life is in danger simply for existing.

I'm not even a Taylor Swift fan. I just see her as human, the same way I see the crowd as human.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not specifically Taylor Swift fans:

Women.

They want to kill women.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Damn.

I hadn't considered that. That makes it even more dark somehow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

So brave and badass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And some kids were killed at a Taylor Swift themed dance class in the UK very recently. I'm not a fan of her myself, but I can really sympathize with how gut-wrenching that must be.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

“A considerable number of netizens..."

1996 called...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These netizens reading those e-zines on their pocket computers while listening to shoutcasts…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

shoutcasts…

Shoutcast was probably the coolest thing I ever ran on my little P75 I have to admit. I thought it was damn amazing. Can we talk about iomega zip drives and the click of death now too!!? (Kinda enjoying the nostalgia...)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I lived on Zip disk for the first half of college. Ended up doing too much video and would rent FireWire HDs from Best Buy for a month at a time. Just broke art school things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Ahh Firewire. Much as I dislike apple, that was a fantastic name. Who wouldn't want to connect their devices with "firewire", especially at a time when everything in the world of consumer PCs was (even at the time) the source of slowdowns and impatience for anything requiring fast data transfer.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

well tell them I want my red power ranger motorbike back

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Given the amount of internet fuckery that happened in the 2016 election, I’m not surprised that the Pentagon is monitoring everything going on in the Internet. I’m not sure what they can do about it in most cases, but I guess it helps to keep tabs.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We've known that the NSA stores everything they can get their hands on for more than a decade. It's one of those things we just pretend isn't still happening.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I really should stop worrying about data backup. Why pay for it?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Backing up data is just as important as restoring it. Good luck getting the NSAs copy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

FOIAing a backup of your lost website would be epic.

We also might be able to fill in some gaps in the internet archive that way someday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

We also might be able to fill in some gaps in the internet archive that way someday.

I don't think we will have the internet archive long enough to find out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

A mere jape, it was!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

i back my data up by beaming it into space

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Just a simple FOIA request, and 3 month lead time to get data back printed on stacks of paper

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

During the Civil War, Lincoln had every telegraph line in the country routed though the White House. Wild Wild West the movie didn't do the ops history justice, but was close, and it was fiction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

SMH my head, if not even Wild Wild West is historically accurate, then who can we even trust anymore?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I truly LOL'd at that hah! It was actually a deep ref to the beginning the movie in DC where they did have telegraph stations all over the place in the white house. But the movie not explaining that they also were listening because it was completely irrelevant to the plot hahaha.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't want to live in this realm any longer. Can I switch to the upside-down or something??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

DOD’s job is to defend the USA. Taylor Swift is a major asset of the USA.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is she going to be in CiVII? Does someone's uncle work with Sid Meier?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They‘re protecting billionaires first and foremost and she is a billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She is an American citizen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

As an American citizen who survived a major disaster abroad, you might be surprised how very little the US cares about its citizens.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Or, if you read the article, you would know that it's more about the threat of terrorism, which recently led her to cancel some concerts.