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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

If that's the only issue? Ignore it and carry on. Consider yourself lucky.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You are officially at war, beans are your friend

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I mean....i have a pretty good idea if a fart is going to be gross af. You just know.

Also if you have a fart and it's gross, then it should be reasonable to assume that the next one will also be bad.

Toot toot morherfucker.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Three toots is enemy action.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Ah really?! I can smell it from here!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Why remove the credit for the OP?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I can’t believe you’re writing this either. Advice? Stay clear of the toot toot exhaust pipe? Or you know, get a new boss that doesn’t leak so much

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Well, next time I need to fart while lecturing I know what I'm doing...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Another benefit of working from home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Well, I would love it if my tightly wound boss would pull something like this. Way out of character.

As a college student, I walked into the multi-use bathroom, and proceeded to a urinal. Strange, rhythmic, wet sounds were coming from the lone stall in use. I thought, "Okay, what the hell is this?" and tried to wrap things up quick, in case things got weird. Too late. I then hear another strange sound from the stall, something like crinkling wax paper. None of this made sense to my young mind. Then I hear a wet "plop" from the stall, and more crinkling wax paper noises. I quickly finish up, and turn to leave. On the floor of the stall I can see a partially eaten Subway sandwich. Unbelievable

This base human then picks up the sandwich, and continues eating.

To this day, I do not eat Subway.

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