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5 and 8.
Languages are rad and so are toasters.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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3 and 6. There was no limit to how often you can use the power, so just spam them. Look 20 and fly.
3 and 7
5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.
Along with knowing whether things are empty. I'd be the perfect bouncer.
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For me 2 and 7.
Free gravel and can speak khitan. You can sell the gravel for money and you can say just about anything and no one will get mad at you cause no one will understand you.
3 and 5
As someone with a gravel driveway, I will take free gravel for life. Lump sum is okay but installments are prefured.
5 and 8. Imagine being able to spook people out all around the world by making their toaster go off in the middle of the night. Also, speaking in dead languages will make me very interesting at parties.
I think you guys are underrating a few of these
- 8 could be useful if you're a spy and want to have your own private documents that noone can read
- 1 you could leave oysters in places suited for eavesdropping, and maybe even coordinate billions of them to tackle down ships etc (?)
- 5 It would be possible to all of the sudden communicate with all humanity in morse code by turning them on and off, you would hit headlines and maybe demand a crazy amount of money in cardano/bitcoin or else you'll just blow up the toast industry. Plus, this morse code thing could lead to a cult where you might have fanatics at your advantage
5 and 7 I can do already thanks to my hands
1 and 8 might be the same
4 needs specifics, like can I just instantly grow a nose on the palm of my hand at any time and remove it? It might help for smelling things on the top shelf
I’d go with 6 and a toss up between 1 and 4
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Question: Are pants and underwear considered as a container?
"Officer I swear I just wanted to see which phone causes such a big bulge in his pockets! How could I know that the pills grant X Ray vision!"
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