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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What's the khitan word for gravel?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Teleport 7 inches, and free gravel for life.

The first might come in handy during some insane near miss scenario, and I could make a killing running a B2B selling gravel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Holy smokes, 2?? Obviously see inside empty containers and teleport up to 7 inches!

I'd give anything to be able to tell at a glance what boxes I don't need to open when looking for something and get out of nearly any tight spot or tangle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Play the teleport 7 inches right, and you have a get out of jail free card.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

3 and 5 are a potentially broken combo. In particular if "control a toaster" means control and not just "operate", since then it's basically toasterkinesis, or being able to instantly turn any toaster into a bomb. "teleport up to 10 inches away sounds like it wouldn't be too useful but it does, in principle, allow you to phase out incoming bullets and a fair amount of lateral blade hits if you time it right.

6 and 7 could have some interesting, niche uses in some fields. 6 for example could be used for intimidation if "10 hours younger" is interpreted chronologically: even after taking a serious wound, you'd look pristine for around 10 hours so it might be used to scare or distract some enemies.

I'm... not even sure what 4 or 9 could ever be used for.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

5 If you want to see the world burn

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Marvel 's writers picking up next super power

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

3 and 8

Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

1 & 7 or 2 & 7 rough choices.

With the oysters you could probably ascertain way more knowledge than you expected.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

2 and 6,

Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You could escape from anything with number 3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Probably 3 or 5. Those would be funny af

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

1 and 2.

I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.

Free gravel. No more pot holes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

2 + 3

2 because I'm sure free gravel will come in handy at some point, and 3 because I can now teleport to the other side of locked doors

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Depends on the teleport cool down, but that's the obvious first choice. From there it's tough between 1, 2, and 5...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

2 and 3. I'm starting a gravel company. 3 just because it's the 2nd most useful one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2 and 8. Start a gravel selling business and write a book on Khitan

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

4 and 5.

toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.

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