What's the khitan word for gravel?
Lemmy Shitpost
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
Teleport 7 inches, and free gravel for life.
The first might come in handy during some insane near miss scenario, and I could make a killing running a B2B selling gravel.
Holy smokes, 2?? Obviously see inside empty containers and teleport up to 7 inches!
I'd give anything to be able to tell at a glance what boxes I don't need to open when looking for something and get out of nearly any tight spot or tangle.
Play the teleport 7 inches right, and you have a get out of jail free card.
3 and 5 are a potentially broken combo. In particular if "control a toaster" means control and not just "operate", since then it's basically toasterkinesis, or being able to instantly turn any toaster into a bomb. "teleport up to 10 inches away sounds like it wouldn't be too useful but it does, in principle, allow you to phase out incoming bullets and a fair amount of lateral blade hits if you time it right.
6 and 7 could have some interesting, niche uses in some fields. 6 for example could be used for intimidation if "10 hours younger" is interpreted chronologically: even after taking a serious wound, you'd look pristine for around 10 hours so it might be used to scare or distract some enemies.
I'm... not even sure what 4 or 9 could ever be used for.
5 If you want to see the world burn
Marvel 's writers picking up next super power
3 and 8
Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure
7 can be useful. With 6 I can keep repeating it to be a lot younger, 10 hours at a time.
I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.
1 & 7 or 2 & 7 rough choices.
With the oysters you could probably ascertain way more knowledge than you expected.
2 and 6,
Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident
You could escape from anything with number 3
Probably 3 or 5. Those would be funny af
1 and 2.
I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.
Free gravel. No more pot holes.
Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.
2 + 3
2 because I'm sure free gravel will come in handy at some point, and 3 because I can now teleport to the other side of locked doors
Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz
Depends on the teleport cool down, but that's the obvious first choice. From there it's tough between 1, 2, and 5...
2 and 3. I'm starting a gravel company. 3 just because it's the 2nd most useful one.
Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.
4 and 5.
toasters are cool. having them do your bidding? priceless.
4 because I am a kind and generous person. free noses for everybody~*!
~*you~ ~can~ ~opt-out~