this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2024
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Dad Jokes

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. There is never stopping in a white zone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Good luck with your drinking problem. Bring a towel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Wow! I've never heard this one before, and I've heard most of them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Works better with a baseball player. Maybe center fielder

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Especially of that player is ready to play today.