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It's not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he'd shag a settee. That he'd bone a book stand. That he's creamied on the credenza.

Don't trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he'd never do it! He's chaste with the chaises. He's never loved a loveseat.

My VP would never fuck furniture.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

...to completion...

Interesting specificity.

Is this satire? It is really hard to tell in this reality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

LBJ: Let's spread a rumor that he's a pigfucker.

Aide: But he never fucked a pig...

LBJ: I know. I just want to hear him deny it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Lenny needs some flair or global politics filter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

LOL whatever you say. couchfucker.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

What's his stance on shooting puppies?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Our nations furniture isn't safe with a predator like Jizz Daybed Vance in charge.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I have a KIVIK in my room. Never thought to have coital relations with it though. Pretty sturdy ottoman. The Ottoman Empire would be proud of the Swedes for it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Would JD Vance ever fuck a couch, melons, jell-O or other food stuffs or furniture? Just askin'?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The best part of this is that J.D. Vance will never be able to be in a photo with a couch ever again. Think about how hard that is going to be, especially if he is VP.

Otherwise we'll be collecting them as evidence of all the couches he's fucked.