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Boosting that CV (mander.xyz)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone likes their reply to a technical question
* adds senior IT support specialist to resume

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hits F12

* adds 10x developer to resume

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Views Source on a web page

* adds Javascript Programmer to resume

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics.

I said I have a theoretical degree in physics.

They said welcome aboard.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Pretty sure a meltdown is the last thing a nuclear physicist would want on their CV

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Can't argue with experience.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You know how valuable that experience is? Someone who fucked up is just another way of saying he had an expensive training in prod.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

- Thomas Edison, Nuclear Physicist

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I have a cousin that works at a petrochem plant. He told me that all the “common trips” never really happen since they’ve been drilled on how and what to do and how to prevent them, but the second shit really does go down you better have a senior around that has seen that specific trip before. Especially considering there’s tens/hundreds of thousands worth of produce being burned off by the second until things are back under control.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

A metallurgist, though...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Blows up in an argument

*adds explosives specialist to resume

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why is the OP's handle blurred out in the screenshot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

it's probably a screenshot from reddit where sharing someone's username is against the rules because "doxing" or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It is clearly a tweet. It even says twitter web client on there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

it's a screenshot of a tweet. yes. that screenshot was probably posted on reddit originally. that's why it's censored. then someone downloaded it and posted it to Lemmy.