this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 130 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Nice to see there are some military members who aren't so conditioned & brainwashed & beaten down, they can still see the ridiculousness of it all.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I've never claimed to be involved in the military. I just like degrading other men at work!

[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

So you are in the military

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What color is your favorite flavor?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

signal soldier I see.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How are you supposed to condition a human to go kill and die in a brutal onslaught, if you can't condition him to wear an uniform and shave?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You'd be surprised how much soldiers care about facial hair

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Try getting a gas mask to seal properly with a beard. Just sayin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Would specialized velcro for beards help?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

That's most of them, or at least the junior enlisted.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The military is actually packed with the kind of people you described. Just don't look in the NCO ranks, or field grade officers and above.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. It's the lower enlisted people who haven't been in as long and aren't fully brainwashed & conditioned to the cult obedience mindset yet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That and the guard!

[–] [email protected] -5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did you mean to write Meh instead of Men?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Hah, yes, stupid autocorrect

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone's bitter. You made the bed, now bounce a quarter off of it then drop and give me 50!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sir, this is the Air Force...we don’t do that sort of thing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Abso-fucking-lutely

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The commute is only 20 minutes? Is that society or a utopia?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

They live on a military base and drive at 10 mph.